FREE SCREENING! THURSDAY DEC 11 7:30 PM |
CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL Dir. Trey Parker (90 min) Who knew? The original NYC stage hit production of Trey Parker's CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL ran for six months at our own Kraine theater back in 1998. In celebration of this fantastic and remarkable event...ahem... VideoTheatre,NYC is proud to present the low-budget, yet, highly regarded, independent film/DVD version on the big screen at no cost to you, our supportive audience. FREE ADMISSION. FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.
The hysterical musical is very, very, very loosely based upon actual historical events. Join the ridiculous Donner Party as they try to cross the wild frontier led by a guy in love with his horse. When things get rough, they resort to cannibalism. Of course. Later, the lone survivor is brought to trial. Will love win out in the end?
"REFRESHINGLY LUDICROUS!" NY TIMES |


TUESDAY DEC. 9 7:30PM
MEDLEY Dir. GIONATA ZARANTONELLO (70 min)
Forget all those new "meaningful" flicks about Columbine and the Trenchcoat Mafia kids. This darkly comic and blood-soaked tale of education gone awry was made by a young filmmaker who knows what it means to make the grade, or, meet your maker. Even the teachers wield machine guns in this High School.
CAUTION: Bloody shootouts, rampant drug abuse, and kinky bathroom sex...and that's just the first period!
ALSO ON THE BILL:
"WHAT ABOUT JUVENILE DELINQUENCY?" 1950s short about High Schoolers running amok. Some problems are never solved. |

TUESDAY DEC 2 7:30PM
WEIRD SHORTS NITE
THE HUMAN BEEING Dir. Tony Shea (45 min)
An homage to 1950's B-Horror flicks, it's the story of an evil boss and a mad scientist conspiring to get rich by turning their employees into worker bees. Why not?
ON EDGE Dir. Frazer Lee (14 min)
An angry businessman arrives at his dentist without an appointment. He gets more than he bargained for when he encounters the mysterious Dr. Matthews (Doug "Pinhead" Bradley from HELLRAISER fame.)
RED LINES Dir. Frazer Lee (6 min)
During detention, a young schoolgirl is forced to write lines by her teacher (Doug "Pinhead" Bradley again!) When left alone, her punishment becomes a nightmare.
LONG TIME NO SEE Dir. Brett Eichenberger (16 min)
A guy returns home to find that his childhood sweetheart has since died in a crash. But, that doesn't mean that her family isn't happy to invite him into their home...forever.
SEA OF LOVE Dir. J Brad Wilke (5 min)
True love? You decide.
88 CRACKERS Dir. Morgan Mead
The child was playing with his toys when the animal crackers became self aware. He had no choice but to stop them from taking over the world. Completely nuts. . |



TUESDAY Dec. 16 7:30PM
FREEZE ME Dir. Takashi Iishi (111 min)
"Intensely disturbing...uncompromising brutal thriller...beautiful and haunting in its aesthetic mastery" London Times.
"Graphically disturbing...not without its humor" Fangoria Magazine
A stylish erotic shocker starring the beautiful Harumi Inoue, this flick will knock you down and take your breath away. A woman, now living a sedate, happy lifestyle, is revisited by a gang of rapists who had videotaped their brutal attack on her years earlier. They decide to destroy her new life, as well. She decides to retaliate...
NOTE: All males in the audience should sit as close as possible to the exits. |
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